This Charming Man

[Verse 1]

Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate

Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this charming car

This charming man

Why pamper life's complexities

When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

[Chorus]

I would go out tonight

But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome

That someone so handsome should care

[Verse 2]

A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place

He said, "Return the ring"

He knows so much about

He knows so much about these things

[Chorus]