The Oriental

[Verse 1] Her name was Mia From North Korea I said "Come over, bring your Land Rover" I don't like Sushi She said "That suit's me I take a shower On every hour" [Chorus] Oh, the Oriental Very, very special If you ever get some You want another one, and another one The Oriental Very, very gentle I got one for a cousin Can you send me a dozen? [Verse 2] Her name was Mae Wong She came from Hong Kong She was a raver, of eastern flavour I said "I love you" She said "I'd love to Go down to Texas Must have one Lexus" [Chorus] Oh, the Oriental So very, very special If you ever get some You want another one, and another one The Oriental Very, very gentle I like it spicy That'll do me nicely [Verse 3] I'm gonna cross the water Take a plane to Tokyo And find a little geisha I love to see them go And carry on to China, Asia minor and some more Then finish with a sling in Singapore [Chorus] Oh, the Oriental Very, very special If you ever get some You want another one, and another one The Oriental Very, very gentle I got one for a cousin Can you send me a dozen? [Outro] Oh, the Oriental Will drive you mental I really gotta get one And then another one, and another one Oh, the Oriental Can you get them on a rental Don't send me a Russian Ain't no discussion Got to be an Oriental