The Oriental

[Verse 1]

Her name was Mia

From North Korea

I said "Come over, bring your Land Rover"

I don't like Sushi

She said "That suit's me

I take a shower

On every hour"

[Chorus]

Oh, the Oriental

Very, very special

If you ever get some

You want another one, and another one

The Oriental

Very, very gentle

I got one for a cousin

Can you send me a dozen?

[Verse 2]

Her name was Mae Wong

She came from Hong Kong

She was a raver, of eastern flavour

I said "I love you"

She said "I'd love to

Go down to Texas

Must have one Lexus"

[Chorus]

Oh, the Oriental

So very, very special

If you ever get some

You want another one, and another one

The Oriental

Very, very gentle

I like it spicy

That'll do me nicely

[Verse 3]

I'm gonna cross the water

Take a plane to Tokyo

And find a little geisha

I love to see them go

And carry on to China, Asia minor and some more

Then finish with a sling in Singapore

[Chorus]

Oh, the Oriental

Very, very special

If you ever get some

You want another one, and another one

The Oriental

Very, very gentle

I got one for a cousin

Can you send me a dozen?

[Outro]

Oh, the Oriental

Will drive you mental

I really gotta get one

And then another one, and another one

Oh, the Oriental

Can you get them on a rental

Don't send me a Russian

Ain't no discussion

Got to be an Oriental