Egg Men

[Hook] Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob [Verse 1: Evidence] (Weed is good) Weed is good and weed is great But if you don't grow marijuana, weed ain't free And if you don't know a dealer who will front you trees And you're currently broke, you might go the extremes Doing the oddest of things Like paying visits to a pawn shop to cop more leaves And this is not what the doctor ordered This is you being run by one of Mother Nature's best floral, offerings Served in arrays of arrangements Bouquets and vacuum packed and not flagrant G13 is my government agent My government name is a recovering patient (Hello, I'm Michael and I'm a drug addict) I've seen this industry clearer Fronted weed in my bag and no money for the dealer Exhale hazy grey clouds of smoke Then I chase 'em all away 'cos when I'm being awoke Time to smoke (Yo, yo, wake up, wake up) [Hook] Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob [Verse 2: The Alchemist] (Let's dance!) Everybody Drake hands Bong and a blitz, a smoke and a cakepans (I mean, pancakes) Stashing a waistband like a mace can Blunt guts, stomach, intestine dumped in a waste can (Euuugh) (Here, Holmes, have a hit of this yeska!) Fill up a piñata with spliffs in the fiesta Before and after I rap, I'm rolling up extra On stage, waving a blunt like I'm directing an orchestra (Goo goo g'joob) Uh! I've seen the whole game foggy Sleep on comforters and couches in the hotel lobby I keep it stink, no shower, the funk flows off me Smoke a ton of marijuana and sip gallons of coffee, yeah... uh! Thou shall smoke My ATM scream, telling me "You are now broke" (Hol' on, hol' on) Delirious delirium, all of it is plant like Miriam? Now I'm staring at the wall of a sanitarium, uh! (Goo goo g'joob) [Hook] Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob