Egg Men

[Hook]

Goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob

[Verse 1: Evidence]

(Weed is good)

Weed is good and weed is great

But if you don't grow marijuana, weed ain't free

And if you don't know a dealer who will front you trees

And you're currently broke, you might go the extremes

Doing the oddest of things

Like paying visits to a pawn shop to cop more leaves

And this is not what the doctor ordered

This is you being run by one of Mother Nature's best floral, offerings

Served in arrays of arrangements

Bouquets and vacuum packed and not flagrant

G13 is my government agent

My government name is a recovering patient (Hello, I'm Michael and I'm a drug addict)

I've seen this industry clearer

Fronted weed in my bag and no money for the dealer

Exhale hazy grey clouds of smoke

Then I chase 'em all away 'cos when I'm being awoke

Time to smoke (Yo, yo, wake up, wake up)

[Hook]

Goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob

[Verse 2: The Alchemist]

(Let's dance!) Everybody Drake hands

Bong and a blitz, a smoke and a cakepans (I mean, pancakes)

Stashing a waistband like a mace can

Blunt guts, stomach, intestine dumped in a waste can (Euuugh)

(Here, Holmes, have a hit of this yeska!)

Fill up a piñata with spliffs in the fiesta

Before and after I rap, I'm rolling up extra

On stage, waving a blunt like I'm directing an orchestra

(Goo goo g'joob) Uh!

I've seen the whole game foggy

Sleep on comforters and couches in the hotel lobby

I keep it stink, no shower, the funk flows off me

Smoke a ton of marijuana and sip gallons of coffee, yeah... uh!

Thou shall smoke

My ATM scream, telling me "You are now broke" (Hol' on, hol' on)

Delirious delirium, all of it is plant like Miriam?

Now I'm staring at the wall of a sanitarium, uh!

(Goo goo g'joob)

[Hook]

Goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob