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Freebasin Celery Lyrics — Steve Poltz | Dork

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Steve Poltz
Freebasin Celery Lyrics

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Freebasin Celery

From The Accident2014

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Freebasin Celery

[Verse] Freebasin' celery on a healthy week Datin' Mr. Goodbar, you think you're so sweet I got a free cash grant for my penis enlargement! Protect your rights, safe sex tonight, tonight, tonight!

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"Freebasin Celery" is a song by Steve Poltz from the album The Accident, released in 2014.

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