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Steve Poltz – Freebasin Celery (2014) | Track profile | Dork

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Freebasin Celery

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Freebasin Celery

Release date: 24th March 2014

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"Freebasin Celery" is a track by Steve Poltz, from the album The Accident, released 24th March 2014. Full lyrics are available below.

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Freebasin Celery

[Verse]

Freebasin' celery on a healthy week

Datin' Mr. Goodbar, you think you're so sweet

I got a free cash grant for my penis enlargement!

Protect your rights, safe sex tonight, tonight, tonight!

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2014

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