Regards,

Oh these girls pass me by Oh why oh why?… Girls, do you understand? I am not the dick or the asshole brand I would take a stand, to hold your hand But every time I try you pick another man So girls would you like me to blow you off? Take you out on a date and talk about jacking off? Eat my waffles with syrup when you have a bad cough Never buy any condoms you ain’t worth being bought Am i better this way? More attractive? More adaptive? More alpha than a raptor More sex than the morning after, More game than a master I’ll make you say Oh My God more than a pastor But truthfully I feel more alone than a bastard Miserably I’m looking for a companion’s laughter All I find are shallow girls getting plastered Stealing my beating heart like it was napster To cuddle is my favorite part of sex You can bet it’s the best, better than ass or breast I know it’s hard to test because you can’t detest The person whose breath is breathing down the back of your neck I know, let’s take it real slow I’ll take ya t a show so we can get to know each other And I can meet your mother that’s the way i wanna know another Make you toast in bread with extra butter Oh these girls pass me by Oh why oh why?…