Regards,

Oh these girls pass me by

Oh why oh why?…

Girls, do you understand?

I am not the dick or the asshole brand

I would take a stand, to hold your hand

But every time I try you pick another man

So girls would you like me to blow you off?

Take you out on a date and talk about jacking off?

Eat my waffles with syrup when you have a bad cough

Never buy any condoms you ain’t worth being bought

Am i better this way?

More attractive? More adaptive? More alpha than a raptor

More sex than the morning after, More game than a master

I’ll make you say Oh My God more than a pastor

But truthfully I feel more alone than a bastard

Miserably I’m looking for a companion’s laughter

All I find are shallow girls getting plastered

Stealing my beating heart like it was napster

To cuddle is my favorite part of sex

You can bet it’s the best, better than ass or breast

I know it’s hard to test because you can’t detest

The person whose breath is breathing down the back of your neck

I know, let’s take it real slow

I’ll take ya t a show so we can get to know each other

And I can meet your mother that’s the way i wanna know another

Make you toast in bread with extra butter

Oh these girls pass me by

Oh why oh why?…