Lisa

[Intro] [So-so-so-so proper] Yo I gotta tell y'all about this girl I met, son [So-so-so proper] There was a shorty named Lisa Damn, Lisa was perfect, yo listen... [p-p-p- so proper] [Verse 1] Lisa was a shorty I knew, she was bad but good Heavy on religion, living in the middle of the hood Her papa was a preacher, mama was a reader And how to live according to the book What they would teach her She went to school with her uniform ironed If Daddy didn't cook, it was late night dinin' And that's how I met her, she was eating with the fam Not a sinner, but when I'd seen her I said "Goddamn!" I turned around quickly She got up and walked to the bathroom I waited because she had to pass soon She walked by, I stopped her, greeted her Said "I think you fly, and I would like to be withcha" ‘Cause you the prettiest girl I ever seen And looking in your eyes make me feel like it's a dream She giggled, gave me her number and said "Don't call late" I said "Cool, I'll hit you later today" and it was on [Hook] The chicks that I speak to usually be lethal But this one here was so proper Yo, my last chick was acting mad ratchet But Lisa was so proper Been looking for that dream girl Yo, Static I think I got her This one is so proper, ah man, I gotta tell ya'll [Verse 2] Son, by now it's been a couple weeks But we been speaking everyday Even when in church she sent a text my way Pretty much letting me know I wasn't waxin' And she was saving herself for marriage But I was willing to wait I hit her up on sunday like, "Angel, what it is? Ain't seen you since the diner; come and chill with the kid" She replied "I gotta work with the needy and go to church And when I'm done I doubt my parents letting me leave the crib" I said "Aight", I was bored, needed something to do My homie Tod had the crib free Told him I was coming through Got to his crib played 2k, suddenly he paused the game And said "Wait, I gotta run to my room" I sat there, heard a noise, I thought it was the boys I went to knock on his door and let him know But guess what I saw, my proper Lisa having sex with Tod She turned around with her titties out and said "Oh…my…God" [Outro] [S-s-s so proper] I could have sworn that this one was so proper Man, I should have known That it's unrealistic for any girl to be so proper Damn, son, this one was so proper She wasn't so proper She was really a homie hopper