Lisa

[Intro]

[So-so-so-so proper]

Yo I gotta tell y'all about this girl I met, son

[So-so-so proper]

There was a shorty named Lisa

Damn, Lisa was perfect, yo listen...

[p-p-p- so proper]

[Verse 1]

Lisa was a shorty I knew, she was bad but good

Heavy on religion, living in the middle of the hood

Her papa was a preacher, mama was a reader

And how to live according to the book

What they would teach her

She went to school with her uniform ironed

If Daddy didn't cook, it was late night dinin'

And that's how I met her, she was eating with the fam

Not a sinner, but when I'd seen her I said "Goddamn!"

I turned around quickly

She got up and walked to the bathroom

I waited because she had to pass soon

She walked by, I stopped her, greeted her

Said "I think you fly, and I would like to be withcha"

‘Cause you the prettiest girl I ever seen

And looking in your eyes make me feel like it's a dream

She giggled, gave me her number and said "Don't call late"

I said "Cool, I'll hit you later today" and it was on

[Hook]

The chicks that I speak to usually be lethal

But this one here was so proper

Yo, my last chick was acting mad ratchet

But Lisa was so proper

Been looking for that dream girl

Yo, Static I think I got her

This one is so proper, ah man, I gotta tell ya'll

[Verse 2]

Son, by now it's been a couple weeks

But we been speaking everyday

Even when in church she sent a text my way

Pretty much letting me know I wasn't waxin'

And she was saving herself for marriage

But I was willing to wait

I hit her up on sunday like, "Angel, what it is?

Ain't seen you since the diner; come and chill with the kid"

She replied "I gotta work with the needy and go to church

And when I'm done

I doubt my parents letting me leave the crib"

I said "Aight", I was bored, needed something to do

My homie Tod had the crib free

Told him I was coming through

Got to his crib played 2k, suddenly he paused the game

And said "Wait, I gotta run to my room"

I sat there, heard a noise, I thought it was the boys

I went to knock on his door and let him know

But guess what I saw, my proper Lisa having sex with Tod

She turned around with her titties out and said "Oh…my…God"

[Outro]

[S-s-s so proper]

I could have sworn that this one was so proper

Man, I should have known

That it's unrealistic for any girl to be so proper

Damn, son, this one was so proper

She wasn't so proper

She was really a homie hopper