Not Dead Yet

[Verse 1] Well, I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone I don't know Jerry Lee, I never met John and Yoko Standing with a Strat, I'm rock n' roll's bastard son Go out, get drunk, get wild, have fun I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a Cadillac Give me half a chance 'cause I'm not dead yet [Chorus] I'm not dead yet, oh no, I'm not dead yet I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet [Verse 2] I've been machine-gunned, hand gunned, hijacked, left for dead Dive-bombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute And shot by a firing squad and raped by a business suit I'm dancing on a land mine, baby, one leg left And I can still crawl and I'm not dead yet [Chorus] I'm not dead yet, oh no, I'm not dead yet I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet [Verse 3] Well you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife Take your bare hands baby, rip out my eyes You knocked me to the floor then you bit me in the neck, well Hit me again 'cause I'm not dead yet [Chorus] I'm not dead yet, no no I'm not dead yet Well I'm a wild card hiding in the middle of the deck You better get a bigger gun You better get a bigger gun [Verse 4] Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall There's a girl at the bar wants to grab me by my balls And the hangman is hanging, if I autograph the noose Lee Harvey Oswald's brother's on the loose Mafia hit man with a bullet for my neck Some day he's gonna get me but [quietly] I'm not dead yet [Chorus] I'm not dead yet, I'm not dead yet Well I'm a wild card hiding in the middle of the deck You better get a bigger gun, you better get your poison pen [Outro] I'm not dead yet, not me, I'm not dead yet Well, I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back You better get a bigger gun, go, go, go I'm not dead yet, I'm not dead yet I'm not dead yet, Punch this face I'm not dead yet, So, so, so, so, so, so I'm not dead yet, [yells] Well, I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet