Too Much Time On My Hands [Arch Allies]

[Verse 1] Yeah, I'm sitting on this barstool, talking like a damn fool Got the twelve o'clock news blues And I've given up hope for the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew [Pre-Chorus 1] Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all? [Verse 2] Well, I'm so tired of losing, I got nothing to do And all day to do it Well, I'd go out cruisin', but I've no place to go And all night to get there [Pre-Chorus 2] Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal? Is it any wonder I'm not in jail? [Chorus] Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands? It's ticking away with my sanity I've got too much time on my hands It's hard to believe such a calamity I've got too much time on my hands And it's ticking away, ticking away from me Too much time on my hands (It's t-t-t-t-ticking away) Too much time on my hands (And I don't know what to do with myself) Too much time on my hands [Guitar Solo] Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands [Verse 3] Now, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world's problems Without even trying I got dozens of friends, and the fun never ends That is, as long as I'm buying [Pre-Chorus 3] Is it any wonder I'm not the president? Is it any wonder I'm null and void? [Chorus] Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands? It's ticking away with my sanity I've got too much time on my hands It's hard to believe such a calamity I got too much time on my hands And it's ticking away, ticking away from me Too much time on my hands (T-t-t-t-ticking away) Too much time on my hands (And I don't know what to do with myself) Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands (T-t-t-t-ticking away) Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands (Too much time on my hands) (Too much time on my)