Rosie Had Everything Planned

[Verse 1] Acting upon information received Rosie had everything planned Stood in the garden with shotgun in hand What a woman [Verse 2] Whilst entertaining the headlines next day Rosie would not be released If it was found that her man was deceased Silly woman [Chorus 1] Oh, but Rosie, a girl with a strange kind of humour Stupidly took in a rumour Making her think that she'd lost Double-crossed by a man who was dear [Verse 3] Stood in the garden and shaking her head Rosie could not understand Wiping her eyes with the back of her hand Sad, sad woman [Bridge] Ohh-oh La la la Oh, la [Chorus 2] Oh, but Rosie, how could a few words have made her Certain that he had betrayed her Making her think that she'd lost Double-crossed by a man who was dear Very near to her [Verse 4] Row upon row of angel hair Rosie had everything planned Sure that the people would not understand Sad, sad woman Ooh