Rosie Had Everything Planned

[Verse 1]

Acting upon information received

Rosie had everything planned

Stood in the garden with shotgun in hand

What a woman

[Verse 2]

Whilst entertaining the headlines next day

Rosie would not be released

If it was found that her man was deceased

Silly woman

[Chorus 1]

Oh, but Rosie, a girl with a strange kind of humour

Stupidly took in a rumour

Making her think that she'd lost

Double-crossed by a man who was dear

[Verse 3]

Stood in the garden and shaking her head

Rosie could not understand

Wiping her eyes with the back of her hand

Sad, sad woman

[Bridge]

Ohh-oh

La la la

Oh, la

[Chorus 2]

Oh, but Rosie, how could a few words have made her

Certain that he had betrayed her

Making her think that she'd lost

Double-crossed by a man who was dear

Very near to her

[Verse 4]

Row upon row of angel hair

Rosie had everything planned

Sure that the people would not understand

Sad, sad woman

Ooh