39

[Verse 1] She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on [Hook 1] I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight I think about her every day and night 39-year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me [Verse 2] I'm 49, drinkin' white wine Not goin' out with no 19-year-old chickities no more From now on I got my 39-year-old whore, oh! [Hook 2] Don't you call her a whore I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out She's sweet and she's getting old And she's mine, to have and to hold [Verse 3] She needs a dentist appointment quick I pay for it and she suck-a my dick When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus [Hook 3] I stick the finger in it! Then I fuckin' didariddly doo And I fuckin' gots to spew Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe Get me a tissue [Verse 4] Chardonnay in the setting sun She's 39, but she's number one Get the apartment just right, she comin' over tonight [Hook 4] I like it 'cause I don't feel scared She's 39, I'm in my underwear Here she comes, comin' down the hallway She's knockin' on my door! [Verse 5] I open the door There she is, not too bad, good enough 39-year-old lady, young enough for me Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me Mature woman, she my lady [Bridge] Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys, na na na na na She's mine, she's my special lady Special lady [Outro] We can see a fuckin' movie And agree it's a total piece of shit Comfortable shoes Never lose We can fuckin' talk about some things She don't need no diamond rings She don't need no diamond rings