["City Hall"]
[Intro]
All you people up there in City Hall
You're fucking it up for the people that's in the streets
This is a song for the people in the streets, not the people City Hall
All you motherfuckers in the streets, it's time to rise up
Come along, children, and fucking rise
[Verse 1]
Lots of times when me and KG are watching
All the fucking shit that goes down at City Hall
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up
Yeah, we should fucking start a riot
A riot!
[Verse 2]
We have 'em screaming in the streets
We have 'em tipping over shit
And breaking fucking windows of small businesses
And settin' fuckin' fires
And settin' fuckin' fires
And settin' fuckin' fires
[Bridge]
And then after the smoke has cleared
And the rubble has been swept away
Me and KG will peek out our heads
We've been watching the riots on a monitor
Twenty floors below sea level
From a bunker
We did it Rage-Kage
We beat the bastards of City Hall
Maniacal laughter
But now what will we do? We must rebuild
But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
And the elbow grease
To lead us to a new land
No, not me and KG
We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead
Alright, we'll do it!
[Chorus]
We'll lead as Two Kings
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah-aaahh
(We'll lead as Two Kings)
Haa-aah
We'll lead as Two Kings
[Verse 3]
The first decree
Is to legalize marijuana
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long
You old fucking shrives
Who blocked its legalization
You're banished from the land!
[Chorus]
We'll lead as Two Kings
We'll lead as Two Kings
A-haaaaaaa
(We'll lead as Two Kings)
Ha-ah, ah-a
Lead as Two Kings
[Verse 4]
The second decree:
No more pollution
No more car exhaust
Or ocean dumpage
From now on, we will travel in tubes
[Chorus]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah
We'll fucking lead as Two Kings
[Verse 5]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately
(Tube technology)
Chop, chop, let's go
Third decree:
No more
Rich people
And poor people
From now on
We will all be the same
Umm...
I don't know, I gotta think about that
[Chorus]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah-yah-ah-ha-ha
Ah-yah-ah-ha-hah
[Verse 6: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)]
Ha-ha-ho-hee
Ho-ha-ho-hee
Ha-ha-ho-hoh
Oh my God
(Ahh... What)
Dude, the red phone is flashing
(Oh, yeah)
Let me scoop that up
Hello? Two Kings
(Who is it)
What? No! No fucking way
(What)
Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho
You gotta go down there
(Oh my God... What?)
Dude, I gotta stay here
(Why do I have to go?)
Please! Please
(Oh, God, okay, fine)
Awesome... Is he gone?
Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament
Alright, Parliament, I know this is fucked up
But, Rage, he can't be King anymore
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees
Seriously, let's make him Duke
Like a kickass Duke
Or "Leader Formerly Known as King"
But, uh-oh, he's coming back
[Chorus]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
We'll really lead as Two Kings
[Verse 7: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)]
(Uh, dude)
Rage
(I went all over Idaho)
Yeah?
(Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere)
What? There was no famine
(Yeah, there was no famine, no)
Dude
(I don't know what's uh...)
A toast...
(A toast?)
Long live The D
(Alright, long live The D)
Clinking of glasses
Long live me!
I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine
(What?)
For the good of the land
(You poi-?
I poisoned yours, haha, as well)
Noooooo!
No
[Bridge 2]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall
[Outro]
People inside me, you're asking me to smoke up City Hall
'Cause no one here is talking
People inside me, you're asking me to blow up City Hall
'Cause no one here is rockin'
People inside me, you're asking me to blow up City Hall
'Cause everyone is Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
Everyone is Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
Everyone is Rock 'Em Sock 'Em – Go! Oh!
[Outro: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)]
*messy guitar picking*
Don't– Cut that part out
(We've got it)
[Skit: "I Believe"]
JB: Um, do you believe in God?
KG: I believe, I believe
JB: You do?
KGI believe in God
I believe in God
JB: *Laughs* You do?
KG: I believe in God
JB: *Laughs* Do you?
KG: I believe in God
[Hidden Track: "Malibu Nights"]
[Intro: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)]
(Yeah, but you didn't fucking come up with this one)
*Plays riff*
I got some lyrics
[Verse]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams
Malibu knees, Malibu dreams
Malibu, makin' a poo
Stanky poo, lookin' to view
Because it's time for my breakfast, it's time for some cheese
It's time for the stink, time for the breeze
Time for the, ha-reeeeee
