Things I Want

[Intro: Jack Black] Ho, Ho, Ho So many Christmas letters So many wishes Lucy wants a squeezy doll Jimmy wants a moon rocket Oh, this list's rather long... [Sum 41's Brown Sound] Yaaaa Ya [Verse 1: Jack Black] Hey now, Santa, I'm writin' to you 'Cause there's a lotta cool shit I want I know I've been naughty But cut me some slack 'Cause theres a lotta cool shit I want [Pre-Chorus 1: Jack Black] So here's my list-a So check it out twice-a [Chorus: Jack Black] I want A solid-gold Harley with machine guns on the front I want A Mötley Crüe lunch box Filled with sticky buds [Verse 2: Jack Black] I want a see-through jumpsuit That fits me tight I want all the Beatles copyrights I wanna chop Florida off the map I want Pamela Anderson's spit on tap! Here ya go, Santa That's my Christmas list That's all the cool shit I want But wait a minute, Santa Here's some things I missed There's still a lotta cool shit I want [Pre-Chorus 1: Jack Black] So here's my list-a So check it out twice-a [Chorus: Jack Black] I want A time machine and a BB gun I want A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun I want To party naked on a school bus full of nuns I want A bumper pool table And a robot pelican Gah! [Verse 3: Jack Black] There ya go, Santa I'm sure you'll agree that There's some really cool shit I want I know I've been naughty But I guarantee That I deserve every single one [Pre-Chorus 2: Jack Black] So take my list-a And check it out twice-a I know I've been naughty But life ain't nice-a P.S. I still-a Need some more shit, ya [Chorus: Jack Black] I want I diamond hyena shootin' fire from his pud I want A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt I want A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks I want All the cool shit I want!