Do It Badly

I took my best gal out for the night We went to see a film and we went for a bite I said This is what we call The Three C's The Three C's are Culture, Cuisine and Kissing I took my cat to the vets with a lump They gave him antibiotics and drained out all the gunk I said This is what we call The Three B's The Three B's are Blood and Bile and Abscesses I want the kind of fame where I can become a CIA asset The everyday everyman turned action hero, a universally beloved and relatable towering Adonis A bronze God, I wanna ride the Twin Peaks to How I Met Your Mother pipeline I'm Ray Wise, and you are Ray Extremely Daft Do it badly, you can do it badly Do it badly, you can It's allowed, it's allowed, it's allowed You could do better, but no-one can prove it Do it badly And your dad was having the greatest day of his life Burger and car moment after burger and car moment No longer a baby boy, but a baby man Until tragedy struck, and he was served Pint of Guinness in a Madri glass Do it badly"