Do It Badly

I took my best gal out for the night
We went to see a film and we went for a bite
I said This is what we call The Three C's
The Three C's are Culture, Cuisine and Kissing
I took my cat to the vets with a lump
They gave him antibiotics and drained out all the gunk
I said This is what we call The Three B's
The Three B's are Blood and Bile and Abscesses
I want the kind of fame where I can become a CIA asset
The everyday everyman turned action hero, a universally beloved and relatable towering Adonis
A bronze God, I wanna ride the Twin Peaks to How I Met Your Mother pipeline
I'm Ray Wise, and you are Ray Extremely Daft
Do it badly, you can do it badly
Do it badly, you can
It's allowed, it's allowed, it's allowed
You could do better, but no-one can prove it
Do it badly
And your dad was having the greatest day of his life
Burger and car moment after burger and car moment
No longer a baby boy, but a baby man
Until tragedy struck, and he was served
Pint of Guinness in a Madri glass
Do it badly"