Billy Backwash's Day

10 AM at the Bottle O Waiting for the open doors Cheapest bottle of Moscato Sober mornings are such a bore Sober mornings are such a bore Couple hours later Abusing tourists on the train You can't call me a racist 'Cause I discriminate 'em all the same I discriminate them all the same Billy Backwash's day Billy, Billy Backwash's day 2 PM at the park Straight through to the cut And if you look at me funny You can bet I'll be arkin' up You can bet I'll be arkin' up Billy Backwash's day Billy, Billy Backwash's day Billy Backwash's day Billy, Billy Backwash's day