Keep The Grubs Out

I'm the head of security at this establishment sir And what I say goes And I'll have you know mate That people with your disgusting haircut Are not welcome on these premises We have a responsibility here for our patrons And we cannot risk our safety around Vermin Like You (Keep the grubs out!) (Keep the grubs out!) (Keep the grubs out!) (Keep the grubs out!) I'm the manager at this venue sir M A N A G E R I've worked my ass off to ensure that my Venue is the best venue in this small pathetic town And I certainly do not need scum like you ruintging that for me We recently changed our house policy mate It now states anyone with a mullet is a Thieving Violent Volatile Thug We have a responsibility for our patrons here We don't want anyone to get hurt (Keep the grubs out!) (Keep the grubs out!) (Keep the grubs out!) (Keep the grubs out!) We appreciate your understanding sir Feel free to come back when you get a haircut