Pink Toenails

[Verse] Pink toenails, why don't I have time to paint pink toenails? I've got my pink foam curlers and my pony-tail My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails Come nightfall, you'll be waltzing through my door When you hear me call and I love the way you say "I'm your baby doll" and you'll find me sitting there In my pink toenails I've got my Walkman and my Cosmo and my ticket to ride All I need is my box of chocolates and you here by my side Whoa, pink toenails, why don't I have time to paint pink toenails? I've got my pink foam curlers and my pony-tail My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails You think your man don't care about perfume and powder Polish and lipstick and lotion, lotion but when you slip Your slippers off and you rub him on the chin and he looks down Your leg, you're sure to see a grin at your pink toenails He says, "Honey, come on over here and give me something sweet Well, let me put my finishing touches on, put them on Because I don't want to cuddle, snuggle, rubbing on my feet Till I have painted every little toenail pink" Oh, wrestle with me, you can mess up my hair You can treat me like a tomboy, I love it I swear Oh toenails, toenails Why don't I have time to paint my toenails, toenails? I've been drinking my whiskey from a holy grail, holy grail And we'll go to Disneyland and ride the mono-rail, mono-rail And if you're sweet, I'll be your nightingale, nightingale Until the extinction of the sperm whale, sperm whale Live happily after just like Roy and Gail, Roy and Gail