Pink Toenails

[Verse]

Pink toenails, why don't I have time to paint pink toenails?

I've got my pink foam curlers and my pony-tail

My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails

Come nightfall, you'll be waltzing through my door

When you hear me call and I love the way you say

"I'm your baby doll" and you'll find me sitting there

In my pink toenails

I've got my Walkman and my Cosmo and my ticket to ride

All I need is my box of chocolates and you here by my side

Whoa, pink toenails, why don't I have time to paint pink toenails?

I've got my pink foam curlers and my pony-tail

My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails

You think your man don't care about perfume and powder

Polish and lipstick and lotion, lotion but when you slip

Your slippers off and you rub him on the chin and he looks down

Your leg, you're sure to see a grin at your pink toenails

He says, "Honey, come on over here and give me something sweet

Well, let me put my finishing touches on, put them on

Because I don't want to cuddle, snuggle, rubbing on my feet

Till I have painted every little toenail pink"

Oh, wrestle with me, you can mess up my hair

You can treat me like a tomboy, I love it I swear

Oh toenails, toenails

Why don't I have time to paint my toenails, toenails?

I've been drinking my whiskey from a holy grail, holy grail

And we'll go to Disneyland and ride the mono-rail, mono-rail

And if you're sweet, I'll be your nightingale, nightingale

Until the extinction of the sperm whale, sperm whale

Live happily after just like Roy and Gail, Roy and Gail