Torture Me

Torture me I'm just an animal you see I'm the slap for your lap Not upset You know pets don't really feel Torture me Why don't you carve my body up Throw me into a pot Make it hot And you'll have a lovely meal Torture me 'Cause you're the beauty i'm the beast For your feast Weddings, bar mitzvahs and all Torture me Take my skin and eat my flesh 'Cause it's fresh Boil or roast'll be a ball And if I can suffer more And if I can suffer more I'll improve your life for sure And if I can suffer more And if I can suffer more And if I whimper just ignore me