Torture Me

Torture me

I'm just an animal you see

I'm the slap for your lap

Not upset

You know pets don't really feel

Torture me

Why don't you carve my body up

Throw me into a pot

Make it hot

And you'll have a lovely meal

Torture me

'Cause you're the beauty i'm the beast

For your feast

Weddings, bar mitzvahs and all

Torture me

Take my skin and eat my flesh

'Cause it's fresh

Boil or roast'll be a ball

And if I can suffer more

And if I can suffer more

I'll improve your life for sure

And if I can suffer more

And if I can suffer more

And if I whimper just ignore me