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Lance Lyrics

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The Dandy Warhols

Lance

From Come On Feel The Dandy Warhols2004

Written by Courtney Taylor-Taylor

Produced by Courtney Taylor-Taylor

Lyrics

Lance

I really might seem retarded But I really wanna see you again Want nothing but to be your friend So I could see you again If I feel a bit disregarded Don't think I need you to attend Or you to condescend So I could see you again Hey I think like a fool But you can't trust your friends Or you can fuck your friends But I don't (hey)

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About this track

"Lance" is a song by The Dandy Warhols from the album Come On Feel The Dandy Warhols, released in 2004. The song was written by Courtney Taylor-Taylor. It was produced by Courtney Taylor-Taylor.

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