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The Dandy Warhols – Lance (2004) | Track profile | Dork

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The Dandy Warhols
Come On Feel The Dandy Warhols
Lance

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The Dandy Warhols

Lance

Release date: 20th April 2004

From Come On Feel The Dandy Warhols

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"Lance" is a track by The Dandy Warhols, from the album Come On Feel The Dandy Warhols, released 20th April 2004. Full lyrics are available below.

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The Dandy Warhols

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Lyrics

Lance

I really might seem retarded

But I really wanna see you again

Want nothing but to be your friend

So I could see you again

If I feel a bit disregarded

Don't think I need you to attend

Or you to condescend

So I could see you again

Hey I think like a fool

But you can't trust your friends

Or you can fuck your friends

But I don't (hey)

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From Come On Feel The Dandy Warhols

2004

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Come On Feel The Dandy Warhols

The Dandy Warhols

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2004

—Ohio
—Retarded
—We Love You Dick
—The Jean Genie
—Relax
—Not If You Were the Last Junkie in Tony's Basement
—Free for All
—Call Me
—Head
—Lance
—Hells Bells
—Kinky (Thanks For the Show)
—One Ultra Lame White Boy
—Stars
—The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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Writer: Courtney Taylor-Taylor
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