Peppermint and Chamomile

[Verse] For years I've been drinking only builder's tea I feared imbibing that which is unmanly While others happily sank into a dreamy, blissful repose I was busy playing Darkness shows (Just listen to the rhythm of my heart) I sensed that it was time to try a herbal tincture If only to relieve the pain in my sphincter The stress of urban living had really gotten to me 'Twas time to try a chamomile tea [Chorus] Peppermint and chamomile, my one true friend Peppermint and chamomile, my one true friend Peppermint and chamomile, on you I will depend Oh, peppermint and chamomile [Verse] I tried two bags, not just the one And fell into a snooze I wakened then I found I'd wet myself I put the box of chamomile back onto the shelf I realised they weren't good for my health [Chorus] Peppermint and chamomile, my one true friend Peppermint and chamomile, my one true friend Peppermint and chamomile, on you I will depend Oh, peppermint and chamomile [Verse] One night I ate a curry The flavours were too strong I visited the toilet Where I wrote this song Thank goodness for the peppermint It soothed me like a swan And now I feel I truly belong [Chorus] Peppermint and chamomile, my one true friend Peppermint and chamomile, my one true friend Peppermint and chamomile, on you I will depend Oh, peppermint and chamomile Oh, peppermint and chamomile