The Battle for Gadget Land

[Verse 1] We unlock cellular phones We repair and reservice drones We've got ultrasonic sensors to keep foxes away Everything to do with electricity [Chorus] This is a battle for Gadgetland This is a battle for Gadgetland What the hell we fighting for? I don't think I need you anymore What the hell we fighting for? I don't think you need me anymore [Verse 2] We sell batteries, triple-As Adhesive strips to secure toupees If we sold windows they'd be double glazеd [Chorus] This is a battle for Gadgetland This is a battle for Gadgеtland What the hell we fighting for? I don't think I need you anymore What the hell we fighting for? I don't think you need me anymore [Bridge] Right, you peasants (no offence), time to curtsy My name's Justin, I'm the Earl of Chertsey Money and land, title and privilege, given not hazardly-hap A kneeling ovation for the undisputed King of rap Just like you, I have eaten mud (mud!) There's nothing blue whatsoever in my blood But only the finest silks line my suit (ooh!) By virtue of my talent on electric lute [Solo] [Chorus] What the hell we fighting for? I don't think I need you anymore What the hell we fighting for? I don't think you need me anymore (I'm the Earl of Chertsey) I'm the Earl and you'll do as I tell you!