Shake (Like a Lettuce Leaf)

[Verse 1] Prawn cocktail, black forest gateau Eggs and gammon with a bottle of Lambrusco This is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be You can keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes You know where you can stick your canapés [Pre-Chorus] I just want what every man wants A nibble on your vol-au-vents And a pint [Chorus] So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (Shake it 'til the slugs fall off) Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (Shake it 'til the slugs fall off) [Verse 2] I like simple things; meaty pies I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried Never could pronounce "hors d’oeuvres" Cannot speak the language of love [Pre-Chorus] I just want what every man wants A nibble on your vol-au-vents... and a pint [Chorus] So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (Shake it 'til the slugs fall off) Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (Shake it 'til the slugs fall off) Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake [Solo] [Chorus] So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (Shake it 'til the slugs fall off) So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (Shake it 'til the slugs fall off) Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (Shake it 'til the slugs fall off) So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)