Shake (Like a Lettuce Leaf)

[Verse 1]

Prawn cocktail, black forest gateau

Eggs and gammon with a bottle of Lambrusco

This is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be

You can keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes

You know where you can stick your canapés

[Pre-Chorus]

I just want what every man wants

A nibble on your vol-au-vents

And a pint

[Chorus]

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

[Verse 2]

I like simple things; meaty pies

I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried

Never could pronounce "hors d’oeuvres"

Cannot speak the language of love

[Pre-Chorus]

I just want what every man wants

A nibble on your vol-au-vents... and a pint

[Chorus]

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

[Solo]

[Chorus]

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

(Shake it 'til the slugs fall off)