Moron

[Verse 1: Rodney Anonymous] Hangin' out in the commode Listening to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad Why are you a moron? Got a skateboard "gnarly rad" With money from your mom and dad Take a bath 'cause you smell bad Why are you a moron? Walkin' down on old South Street Say "Hello" to the kids you meet If knowing you is such a treat Then why are you a moron? Got kicked out of public school Make a waste of our gene pool Face it asshole, you're a fool Why are you a moron? [Chorus: Joe Jack Talcum] I'm starin' at a wall, doin' nothin' at all Gotta get out of here I could use some beer Wish I could get some beer I could use some beer tonight [Verse 2: Rodney Anonymous] In and out of trendy clubs With a pair of dayglow gloves You're the only one you love Why are you a moron? Tell us you've got something to say Then bore us with your anarchy We just wish you'd go away Why are you a moron? A trendy loser's what you are It's your scene and you're its czar I'd like to see you covered with tar Why are you a moron? Creeps like you should be wiped out You've got a face just like a trout Listen to everybody shout "Why are you a moron?" [Chorus: Joe Jack Talcum] I’m following the trends 'cause I wanna have some friends I wanna be somebody Don't wanna be nobody I wanna be somebody I wanna be with someone tonight [Verse 3: Rodney Anonymous] I swear that you are Hitler's clone You spread disease wherever you roam Got the brains of a garden gnome Why are you a moron? Voted for Reagan not once but twice Think that Jerry Falwell's nice Do you keep your brains on ice? Why are you a moron? In the end you're all alone No one calls you on the phone Got no job you've got no home Why are you a moron? Hangin' out in the commode Listenin' to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad You're just a fucking moron! [Outro: Joe Jack Talcum] I'm freezed up inside, all my brain cells have died I'm gonna get out of here I'm gonna get out of here I'm gonna get out of here I'm gonna get out of here tonight