Moron

[Verse 1: Rodney Anonymous]

Hangin' out in the commode

Listening to Depeche Mode

You look like some kind of toad

Why are you a moron?

Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"

With money from your mom and dad

Take a bath 'cause you smell bad

Why are you a moron?

Walkin' down on old South Street

Say "Hello" to the kids you meet

If knowing you is such a treat

Then why are you a moron?

Got kicked out of public school

Make a waste of our gene pool

Face it asshole, you're a fool

Why are you a moron?

[Chorus: Joe Jack Talcum]

I'm starin' at a wall, doin' nothin' at all

Gotta get out of here

I could use some beer

Wish I could get some beer

I could use some beer tonight

[Verse 2: Rodney Anonymous]

In and out of trendy clubs

With a pair of dayglow gloves

You're the only one you love

Why are you a moron?

Tell us you've got something to say

Then bore us with your anarchy

We just wish you'd go away

Why are you a moron?

A trendy loser's what you are

It's your scene and you're its czar

I'd like to see you covered with tar

Why are you a moron?

Creeps like you should be wiped out

You've got a face just like a trout

Listen to everybody shout

"Why are you a moron?"

[Chorus: Joe Jack Talcum]

I’m following the trends 'cause I wanna have some friends

I wanna be somebody

Don't wanna be nobody

I wanna be somebody

I wanna be with someone tonight

[Verse 3: Rodney Anonymous]

I swear that you are Hitler's clone

You spread disease wherever you roam

Got the brains of a garden gnome

Why are you a moron?

Voted for Reagan not once but twice

Think that Jerry Falwell's nice

Do you keep your brains on ice?

Why are you a moron?

In the end you're all alone

No one calls you on the phone

Got no job you've got no home

Why are you a moron?

Hangin' out in the commode

Listenin' to Depeche Mode

You look like some kind of toad

You're just a fucking moron!

[Outro: Joe Jack Talcum]

I'm freezed up inside, all my brain cells have died

I'm gonna get out of here

I'm gonna get out of here

I'm gonna get out of here

I'm gonna get out of here tonight