Chic Tweetz

[Intro - Töôrnst Hülpft & Matt Berry] Chic Tweets Yeah, super cool Yeah, well, y'know, I think I've probably eaten a lot of, uh A lot of paste [Verse 1 - Töôrnst Hülpft & Matt Berry] All right, yeah I sent you chic tweets Unanswered for weeks I want to take peeks in those cheeks I sent you this hot fax And you gave me de ax I said I would wax all your cracks What's with that? Nice ass! Well, give it a grasp You better move fast I've got gas (he's got gas) You've got a big nose Oh beat me with a hose (with hoes) Put me in dispose or dat pose We'll see how it goes Milkin' sheep teats These goddamn sheep I shave 'em and count dem to sleep Send me some nude pics Or let's make naughty flicks Just cram me in your mix I got tricks What's with these hot nights? I'm wearing these tights They're so chunky tight at night You made a big stink Now you get da wink Maybe pour me a drink, mein schmutzfink? For spite I wore these tights You jealous, you little hamstring man? Vell come and get me [Chorus - Töôrnst Hülpft] Chic tweets For planting the seed Chic tweets Let's do the deed (I’m a tiger!) Chic tweets, chic tweets, chic tweets, chic tweets [Post-Chorus - Töôrnst Hülpft & Matt Berry] Is this the reggae? I realized at this point, I'd made a terrible mistake Matt! I was playing very bad organ Matt! Matt? And I needed a way out Schnell inner monologue! I couldn't see the door [Verse 2 - Töôrnst Hülpft] You've made me go "ouch" Unt smashin’ mein pouch I was just lying on the couch, you big grouch The dumb shark, you go to ze park And then... uh... go to ze park, I guess Chic tweets, I sent you Chic tweets, those are mine Huge feet, like boats in ze fleet Your toes are like meat, it's so sweet Timeline, that's... going fine Matt, those are mine (those are his) Bring those over here Thanks a lot Matching tattoos Now, here is the news I'm getting both of yous on a cruise You know we can't lose [Outro - Töôrnst Hülpft & Matt Berry] Shit, I thought it was going great You stopped them chunky jam Matt, that was great Yeah, that was great, yeah You must be thankful Hah, I am Got to appreciate the good things in life That was good That's a huge jam "Timeline, those things are mine", that was the best Well, they are mine, so I take them with me to Lapland