Chic Tweetz

[Intro - Töôrnst Hülpft & Matt Berry]

Chic Tweets

Yeah, super cool

Yeah, well, y'know, I think I've probably eaten a lot of, uh

A lot of paste

[Verse 1 - Töôrnst Hülpft & Matt Berry]

All right, yeah

I sent you chic tweets

Unanswered for weeks

I want to take peeks in those cheeks

I sent you this hot fax

And you gave me de ax

I said I would wax all your cracks

What's with that?

Nice ass!

Well, give it a grasp

You better move fast

I've got gas (he's got gas)

You've got a big nose

Oh beat me with a hose (with hoes)

Put me in dispose or dat pose

We'll see how it goes

Milkin' sheep teats

These goddamn sheep

I shave 'em and count dem to sleep

Send me some nude pics

Or let's make naughty flicks

Just cram me in your mix

I got tricks

What's with these hot nights?

I'm wearing these tights

They're so chunky tight at night

You made a big stink

Now you get da wink

Maybe pour me a drink, mein schmutzfink?

For spite I wore these tights

You jealous, you little hamstring man?

Vell come and get me

[Chorus - Töôrnst Hülpft]

Chic tweets

For planting the seed

Chic tweets

Let's do the deed (I’m a tiger!)

Chic tweets, chic tweets, chic tweets, chic tweets

[Post-Chorus - Töôrnst Hülpft & Matt Berry]

Is this the reggae?

I realized at this point, I'd made a terrible mistake

Matt!

I was playing very bad organ

Matt! Matt?

And I needed a way out

Schnell inner monologue!

I couldn't see the door

[Verse 2 - Töôrnst Hülpft]

You've made me go "ouch"

Unt smashin’ mein pouch

I was just lying on the couch, you big grouch

The dumb shark, you go to ze park

And then... uh... go to ze park, I guess

Chic tweets, I sent you

Chic tweets, those are mine

Huge feet, like boats in ze fleet

Your toes are like meat, it's so sweet

Timeline, that's... going fine

Matt, those are mine (those are his)

Bring those over here

Thanks a lot

Matching tattoos

Now, here is the news

I'm getting both of yous on a cruise

You know we can't lose

[Outro - Töôrnst Hülpft & Matt Berry]

Shit, I thought it was going great

You stopped them chunky jam

Matt, that was great

Yeah, that was great, yeah

You must be thankful

Hah, I am

Got to appreciate the good things in life

That was good

That's a huge jam

"Timeline, those things are mine", that was the best

Well, they are mine, so I take them with me to Lapland