I'm on Crack

(Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee) I'm on crack I'm on crack It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack I'm on crack I used to hang around at the waterslide Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride I used to have firends, now I'm a loner 'Cause a twenty dollar rock is giving me a boner On crack I'm on crack It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack I'm on crack Crack crack crack Straight shooter Get the chore boy Dorsal rooter used to be my pride and joy Face of fire Don't look back Richard Pryor, copper wire Burn that mutha 'till it turns black I used to hang around at the waterslide Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride I used to be a dude, now I'm a homey If you don't like that then go ahead and blow me On crack I'm on crack It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack I'm on crack I'm doing lines all the time John Belushi was a friend of mine Can't relate, I'm losin' weight The thin white duke is on my favorite plate A dummy line doin' crime Standing on the street selling my behind Grinding my jaw, breakin' the law Stealing tens and twenties from my ma and pa To buy crack I'm on crack I'm on crack I'm on crack