D.I.Y. Meat

The minute I get out of my tent My garden is covered with cement The minute I went And Radio One blasting outside Asterisk Twixt light and dark He said I'm a handyman He was a handyman Hewas a handyman He was handyman I said what you doing round that grave? Said I'm a handyman I saw you chatting to my wife Between the light and door It was a handyman And the minute I got outta my tent.... Go out Ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... They have cheese Not me It was a handy a-handy a-handy man Conditions not good job You try and try to get under Just bang around Just bang around Ha ha ha ha And it does not cut me down And Sunday nights don't get out anymore