D.I.Y. Meat

The minute I get out of my tent

My garden is covered with cement

The minute I went

And Radio One blasting outside

Asterisk

Twixt light and dark

He said I'm a handyman

He was a handyman

Hewas a handyman

He was handyman

I said what you doing round that grave?

Said I'm a handyman

I saw you chatting to my wife

Between the light and door

It was a handyman

And the minute I got outta my tent....

Go out

Ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

They have cheese

Not me

It was a handy a-handy a-handy man

Conditions not good job

You try and try to get under

Just bang around

Just bang around 

Ha ha ha ha

And it does not cut me down

And Sunday nights don't get out anymore