She Don't Use Jelly

[Verse 1] I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast But she don't use butter, and she don't use cheese She don't use jelly, or any of these [Refrain] She uses Vaseline Vaseline Vaseline [Verse 2] And I know a guy who goes to shows When he's at home and he blows his nose He don't use tissues or his sleeve He don't use napkins or any of these [Refrain] He uses magazines Magazines Magazines Magazines [Verse 3] I know a girl who reminds me of Cher (Reminds me of Cher) She's always changing (She's always changing) The color of her hair (Color of her hair) But she don't use nothing (She don't use nothing) That you buy at the store (That you buy at the store) She likes her hair (She likes her hair to) To be real orange (Be real orange) [Refrain] She uses tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines