Vegetable Man

In yellow shoes, I get the blues So I walk the streets with my plastic feet My blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers In my paisley shirt, I look a jerk And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad Vegetable man, where are you? So I change my gear and I find my knees And I cover them up with the latest cut And my pants and socks all point in a box And they don't take long for my nylon socks The watch, black watch My watch with a black face And a big pin, a little hole And all that lot is what I got It's what I wear, it's what you see It must be me, it's what I am Vegetable man Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha I've been looking all over the place for a place for me But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere Vegetable man Vegetable man Vegetable man Vegetable man It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can Vegetable man Vegetable man Vegetable man Vegetable man [Repeat x4] It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can Vegetable man