Vegetable Man

In yellow shoes, I get the blues

So I walk the streets with my plastic feet

My blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink

There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers

In my paisley shirt, I look a jerk

And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight

But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad

Vegetable man, where are you?

So I change my gear and I find my knees

And I cover them up with the latest cut

And my pants and socks all point in a box

And they don't take long for my nylon socks

The watch, black watch

My watch with a black face

And a big pin, a little hole

And all that lot is what I got

It's what I wear, it's what you see

It must be me, it's what I am

Vegetable man

Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha

Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha

I've been looking all over the place for a place for me

But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

[Repeat x4]

It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can

Vegetable man