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Damn that television What a bad picture Don't get upset It's not a major disaster "There's nothing on tonight," he said "I don't know what's the matter" "Nothing's ever on," she said "So I don't know why you bother" We've heard this little scene We've heard it many times People fighting over little things And wasting precious time They might be better off, I think (They might be better off, I think) The way it seems to me (The way it seems to me) Making up their own shows (Making up their own shows) Which might be better than TV (Better than TV) Judy's in the bedroom Inventing situations Bob is on the street today Scouting out locations They've enlisted all their family They've enlisted all their friends It helped save their relationship And made it work again Their show gets real high ratings They think they have a hit There might even be a spin off But they're not sure 'bout that If they ever watch TV again It'd be too soon for that Bob Nanner yells about the picture now He's having too much fun Judy's in the bedroom Inventing situations Bob is on the street today Scouting out locations They've enlisted all their family They've enlisted all their friends It helped save their relationship And made it work again So think about this little scene Apply it to your life If your work isn't what you love Then something isn't right Just look at Bob and Judy (Just look at Bob and Judy) They're happy as can be (They're happy as can be) Inventing situations (Inventing situations) Putting them on TV (Putting them on TV) Judy's in the bedroom Inventing situations Bob is on the street today He's having a vacation They've enlisted all their family They've enlisted all their friends It helped save their relationship And made it work again Hit it