Found a Job

Damn that television
What a bad picture
Don't get upset
It's not a major disaster
"There's nothing on tonight," he said
"I don't know what's the matter"
"Nothing's ever on," she said
"So I don't know why you bother"

We've heard this little scene
We've heard it many times
People fighting over little things
And wasting precious time
They might be better off, I think (They might be better off, I think)
The way it seems to me (The way it seems to me)
Making up their own shows (Making up their own shows)
Which might be better than TV (Better than TV)

Judy's in the bedroom
Inventing situations
Bob is on the street today
Scouting out locations
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save their relationship
And made it work again

Their show gets real high ratings
They think they have a hit
There might even be a spin off
But they're not sure 'bout that
If they ever watch TV again
It'd be too soon for that
Bob Nanner yells about the picture now
He's having too much fun

Judy's in the bedroom
Inventing situations
Bob is on the street today
Scouting out locations
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save their relationship
And made it work again

So think about this little scene
Apply it to your life
If your work isn't what you love
Then something isn't right
Just look at Bob and Judy (Just look at Bob and Judy)
They're happy as can be (They're happy as can be)
Inventing situations (Inventing situations)
Putting them on TV (Putting them on TV)

Judy's in the bedroom
Inventing situations
Bob is on the street today
He's having a vacation
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save their relationship
And made it work again

Hit it