Cod Liver Oil & The Orange Juice

Out o' the East, there came a hard man Oh-ho-ho, all the way frae Bridgeton Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice He went into a pub and he came out paralytic Oh-ho-ho, VP and cider Ah-ha-ha, what a hell of a mixture Cod liver oil and the orange juice Does this bus go to the Dennistoun Palais? Oh-ho-ho, I'm lookin' for a lumber Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice There in the dancin', he met Hairy Mary Oh-ho-ho, the flower of the Gorbals Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice "Oh now Mary, are you dancin'?" "Oh-ho no, it's just the way I'm staunin''" Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice "Oh now Mary, you're one in a million" "Oh-ho-ho, and so's your chances!" Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice "Oh now, Mary, can I run you home?" "Oh-ho-ho, I've got a pair of sandshoes" "Ah-ha-ha, you're a hell of a funny!" Cod liver oil and the orange juice In through the back-close and out through the dunny Oh-ho-ho, it wasn't for the first time Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Her mother came out, she was going to the cludgie Oh-ho-ho, I buggered off sharpish Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Hairy Mary had a little baby Oh-ho-ho, the father's in the army Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man Oh-ho-ho, he joined the Foreign Legion Ah-ha-ha, Sahara under a camel Cod liver oil and the orange juice Cod liver oil and the orange juice