Steak for Chicken

[Verse 1: Adam / Kimya] Mardi Gras came and went / Mardi Gras came and went All my money has been spent / All my money has been spent How am I gonna pay the rent? / How am I gonna pay the rent? Sitting on your face / Sitting on my ass [Chorus 1: Adam + Kimya] Who mistook the steak for chicken? Who am I gonna stick my dick in? We're not those kids Sitting on the couch [Verse 2: Adam / Kimya] My former life I was a high roller / My former life I had a sister Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller / I abused her and I dissed her Found my calling as a part time bowler / She got swept up in a twister Traded my wife for a new three-holer / First I laughed and then I missed her [Chorus 2: Adam + Kimya] Who mistook these baths for showers? Who fucked up that Leaning Tower? We're not those kids Sitting on the couch [Verse 3: Adam / Kimya] Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away / Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away Live on birthday cake each day / Different dreams than yesterday Tell your grandparents that they're gay / Tell your grandmas they're okay Steal their money and run away / Kiss their cheek and run away 'Cause me and my friends are so smart / Me and my friends are so smart We invented this new kind of art / We invented this new kind of darts Post modernist, throwing darts / Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart Smoking crack and cutting crack / Smoking crack and cutting crack [Chorus 3: Adam / Kimya] Who mistook this crap for genius? / Who missed that thing on the ceiling? Who is gonna stroke my penis? / Who is gonna hurt my feelings? We're not those kids / We're not those kids Sitting on the couch / Sitting on the couch [Verse 4: Adam / Kimya] Oh people are shiny like a brand new book / Even your mother is a crook But if you get a closer look / But if I get a closer look There's shit on every hand you shook / There's shit on every road you took If you don't believe me, look at your hand / If you don't believe me, read your book [Chorus 4: Adam / Kimya] So who made all these things for killing? / Somebody's making a killing Whose pussy hole needs filling? / Whose empty heart needs filling? We're not those kids / We're not those kids Sitting on the couch / Sitting on the couch [Outro: Adam / Kimya, both] Who mistook the steak for chicken? Who am I going to stick my dick in? We're not those kids Sitting on the couch Sitting on the couch Sitting on the couch Sitting on the couch