Who's Got the Crack?

There's no such thing as a harmless joke There's no such thing as a gentle toke There's no such thing as Panama Jack Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I am a goat in a moat With a boat Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I like it when my hair is poofy I like it when you slip me a roofie I like it when you've got the crack Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? I wanna be a hippie But I forgot how to love It's hard to be a garbage man When the sailor stole my glove I wanna be reckless But I'm feeling so uptight Put your mama in a headlock, baby And do it right Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack? Who's got the crack?