Steak for Chicken

[Verse 1: Adam / Kimya]

Mardi Gras came and went  /  Mardi Gras came and went

All my money has been spent  /  All my money has been spent

How am I gonna pay the rent?  /  How am I gonna pay the rent?

Sitting on your face  /  Sitting on my ass

[Chorus 1: Adam + Kimya]

Who mistook the steak for chicken?

Who am I gonna stick my dick in?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

[Verse 2: Adam / Kimya]

My former life I was a high roller  /  My former life I had a sister

Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller  /  I abused her and I dissed her

Found my calling as a part time bowler  /  She got swept up in a twister

Traded my wife for a new three-holer  /  First I laughed and then I missed her

[Chorus 2: Adam + Kimya]

Who mistook these baths for showers?

Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

[Verse 3: Adam / Kimya]

Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away  /  Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away

Live on birthday cake each day  /  Different dreams than yesterday

Tell your grandparents that they're gay  /  Tell your grandmas they're okay

Steal their money and run away  /  Kiss their cheek and run away

'Cause me and my friends are so smart  /  Me and my friends are so smart

We invented this new kind of art  /  We invented this new kind of darts

Post modernist, throwing darts  /  Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart

Smoking crack and cutting crack  /  Smoking crack and cutting crack

[Chorus 3: Adam / Kimya]

Who mistook this crap for genius?  /  Who missed that thing on the ceiling?

Who is gonna stroke my penis?  /  Who is gonna hurt my feelings?

We're not those kids  /  We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch  /  Sitting on the couch

[Verse 4: Adam / Kimya]

Oh people are shiny like a brand new book  /  Even your mother is a crook

But if you get a closer look  /  But if I get a closer look

There's shit on every hand you shook  /  There's shit on every road you took

If you don't believe me, look at your hand  /  If you don't believe me, read your book

[Chorus 4: Adam / Kimya]

So who made all these things for killing?  /  Somebody's making a killing

Whose pussy hole needs filling?  /  Whose empty heart needs filling?

We're not those kids  /  We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch  /  Sitting on the couch

[Outro: Adam / Kimya, both]

Who mistook the steak for chicken?

Who am I going to stick my dick in?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch