Nothing Keeps Her Away

She's read every review and every article Acoustic live sets, I put like demos But nothing is keeping her away She's been to every show and every signing She dresses like the two girls from The Shining But nothing is keeping her away And nothing keeps her, nothing keeps her away (ooh, la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la) And no one meets her, no one at all today (ooh, la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la) I finally met her over dinner It's like talking to a mirror But nothing is keeping her away We were at the restaurant in our summer The waiter said, "Who's paying?" so I did I run up, now the law has kept me, kept me today Now so much keeps her, so much keeps her away (ooh, la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la) No one meets her, no one at all today (ooh, la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la) Ay-ay-ay No longer at my shows, nor at the front She must think that I'm a cunt But nothing is keeping her away And nothing keeps her, nothing keeps her away I wish I could see her, I could see her someday I wish I could see her, I could see her some, someday