Sailing for Adventure

[PIRATES] When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed A sailor's blood begins racing With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled [PIRATE] We're on our way and off to see the world [COMPANY] On our way and off to see the world Hey, ho, we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing [PIRATE] Manly men are we [COMPANY] Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea [SAM/MR. ARROW] (spoken) Safely now, Mr. Silver! Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing! [PIRATES] Danger walks the deck, we say "What the heck?" We laugh at the perils we're facing [GONZO] Every storm we ride is its own reward [RIZZO] And people die by falling overboard [COMPANY] People die by falling overboard Hey, ho, we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing Hoist the sails and sing [FOZZIE/SQUIRE TRELAWNEY] Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing [POLLY] I love to see them cry when they walk the plank [CLUELESS] I prefer to cut a throat [MAD MONTY] I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue [CLUELESS] (spoken) Just kidding. Haha [ALL THREE] It's a good life on a boat [COMPANY] There are distant lands with burning sands That call across the ocean [RATS] There are bingo games every fun-filled day [FEMALE RAT] And margaritas at the midnight buffet [COMPANY] Margaritas at the midnight buffet Hey, ho, we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing [STATLER and WALDORF/FIGUREHEADS] Should have took the train! [COMPANY] Sailing for adventure on the bounding main [JIM] The salty breezes whisper Who knows what lies ahead? I just know I was born to lead The life my father led [LONG JOHN] The stars will be our compass Wherever we may roam And our mates will always be Just like a family And though we may put in to port The sea is always home [FOZZIE/SQUIRE TRELAWNEY] (spoken) All right, Mr. Bimbo. I didn't know you had such a good singing voice! ... You're welcome! [COMPANY] We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown Hey, ho, we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing Home and brave and free! [COMPANY] Sailing for adventure- [RIZZO] It's so nauseating! [COMPANY] Sailing for adventure- [GONZO] So exhilarating! [COMPANY] Sailing for adventure- [RATS] We're all celebrating! [COMPANY] On the deep blue sea!